Wednesday, July 11, 2007
As I peer quizzically into the Barrel of my diet Snapple lemon iced tea I am forced to wonder...
Are those chunks normal? Should I...shake?
How could something with zero calories taste so, so magnificent?
Didn't Snapple used to cost, like, $4 per bottle? Why is it $1 now?
Who is the genius that created the Snapple lemon iced tea slogan "Good when it's a tea, bad when it's a car" (with an arrow pointing to a cartoon lemon)?
Will diet Snapple give me cancer?
Either way, diet Snapple, I don't even care. I just love you, you snapply minx.
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