Monster Stink Storms.

Watch TB Reed and his soul patch explain the intricacies and delicacies of fresh pit bull farts. Fun suggestion: follow my eyes as his lies deepen.

Therapy dog trading cards.

One of the best presents I've ever gotten was stealthily slipped into the front pocket my audio equipment bag. You can imagine the joy I felt when I reached my hand into the pocket and pulled out these gems.

Sasha is a working dog from Siberia, and this is her trading card. When you pet, touch, and talk to her, it helps reduce your blood pressure, relieve stress, and ease your depression.

Additionally, Sasha is a quiet lover who enjoys a great pet and long walks. Winter is her time, as she loves a good blizzard.



Therapy dogs don't just grow on trees. I obviously have a secret admirer!