What I learned at a pumpkin patch in Iowa:
1. How to milk a cow! I'm pretty much a straight professional now. If you ever want any fresh water, straight from the cow's teet, let me know.
2. How to ride a horse.
3. I saw these kittens at the pumpkin patch and immediately wanted to adopt them, but was afraid they might be carrying bird flu or Parkinson's or herpes:
4. I have the cutest niece on the whole entire Earth.
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2 comments:
you do have a pretty cute 'nice'. where in iowa were you?
frick! good catch jimbo. I was in Grinnell!
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