1. The office is conveniently located in my skyway at work. That way I can run full-speed through the halls when I realize I am extremely late.
2. They send me text reminders like 80 times leading up to my appointment which are essential to me actually ever showing up.
3. The staff sends out quarterly newsletters that detail the intricacies of each employee's personal life, as in who is taking yoga classes, who has children starting to drive, who is taking exotic vacations, etc., and they include photos of their staff picnic. Which is adorbs.
4. My dentist plays pranks on me. For example, I once had a cavity and he sat me down and very gravely explained that the only option to save my mouth was to install a grill over the front of my teeth. "We're going to need you to bling it up," he said. The nurse added that it has to be diamond-studded.
5. They just upgraded to this awesome prize pack after every appointment! For freesies!
4 comments:
jealous! i can't even afford a dentist
We can dress you up as me and get you an appointment. We just have to make sure to file your teeth to be the exact shape and size as mine.
this plan can't possibly fail!
Bling bling... LOL! Your dentist has a good sense of humor. It's nice when a dentist knows how to make his or her patients feel comfortable. And yes, they're the best when they give out free stuffs. Haha!
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