A numerical look at the 4th of July

Enjoyed over the holiday weekend

• Approximately 20-30 malt beverages
• 3 Chipotle feasts
  
• 2 rooftops; one with a small yet sufficient pool, the other with charming patio furniture
• A 7-person cuddlefest during downtown Minneapolis fireworks
• 3 days of tanning without sunburning (literally a first)
• 4 games of pool

Dealt with over the holiday weekend

• Insufferable 95-degree Sunday heat
• A non-air-conditioned apartment during insufferable 95-degree Sunday heat
• 1 supremely awkward male encounter
• A 6-hour traditional and very religious wedding in which I only knew my date
• A 3-hour wait time for dinner at this wedding
• 1 slow realization that our "singles table" was served dead last at this wedding