It's Sunday late afternoon. I'm driving over to Rainbow from my friend's house in order to purchase a delicious supper of frozen pizza rolls. I pull into the parking lot and select a spot that is a bit of a squeeze, but not too bad. Plus, I was only going to be in the grocery store for a few minutes.
Four minutes later, I walk back to my car and stand next to it for a moment in order to complete a text message. Then, I hear someone within five feet of me scream:
"Hey BITCH, is that your f*cking car?!"
I slowly close my phone and look to the right. There is a mid-20's white male, sitting in his car beside mine, waiting for me. He is staring at me with all of the rage that one person could possibly cram into a face. His girlfriend sits beside him, mute. "Excuse me?" I say.
"Is that your F*CKING CAR parked next to MY F*ING CAR?!?!?!?!" he screams.
I tell him that yes, it is my car and that it is in between the alloted yellow lines.
"No, you BITCH, it is NOT! I had to climb through my F*ING passenger door to GET IN!" he screamed louder than most humans are even able to expel noise.
I tell him there's no reason to get upset, that we were both leaving anyway.
"Shut up you F*CKING BITCH WHORE!!!!" he shrieked.
Then he peeled out of his spot, sliding his car alongside the side of mine intentionally. Then, once his car was behind mine, he started THROWING THINGS out of his his car, as hard is he could, at my back window! Then, as I stared at him completely dumbfounded, he peeled out of the row STRAIGHT INTO ANOTHER CAR. He sat there, frozen for a second, then peeled out of the parking lot!
Then I texted myself his license plate and reported a reckless and insane driver to 911.
Saturday, June 28, 2008
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